英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

　　A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

　　"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

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　　Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

　　她终于承受不住了，声音响起：

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　　"冰～下～面～没～有～鱼！再一次地，"

　　Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

　　"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

　　这个外国人很疑惑，”

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　　"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

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